Royalty
I am just a girl from Kansas and my blog is filled with stuff I like and relate to

bands-and-obsession:

i really think that my mom would be so mad at me if she discovered

  • all the tweets i’ve tweeted
  • the smuts that i’ve read
  • all the fanfics i’m currently reading 
  • i cuss on every social media
  • my dirty thoughts about my fav
  • my knowledge about sex even i’m still a virgin bc of all the sex scenes involved in every smut/blurb/imagine/fanfic

she would probably pour holy water all over me


phleps:

theirye’re* 


lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*


orgasm:

omg i am literally nocturnal now


covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal)


tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you


rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves


sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 


trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end


ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”


radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.


rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

(Source: radpage)


invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

(Source: academy)


mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”